#why was this in my drafts ……

[aipurjopa]

if you were an smp mcyt what game would you be addicted to playing instead of logging onto your server?

[stranded-labyrinth]

Zeller: so then i said-

Will: [halfway through the door] -AND YOU DRESS LIKE YOU WORK AT OLIVE GARDEN. [slams door] hey sorry i'm late

Jack:

Jack: Will.

Will: yeah?

Jack: is that Dr. Lecter out there

Will: yeah

Jack: is he still there

Will: probably.

Jack: are you going to let him in?

Will: why would i do that

Jack: oh i don't know maybe because i asked him to consult too

[gentle knocking on door]

Zeller: ...should i-

Will: he'll be fine out there.

Zeller: but-

Will: don't open it.

[vvanillavveins]

she [CLICK] on my supplemental till i broke into Gertrude's flat

[arrowheadedbitch]

Dionysus: Do you know why dolphins are my symbol?

Kaminari: Because they're horny?

Dionyus: death glare

Dionysus, face softening: Oh, I like you!

Dionysus: No, it's because I created them

Kaminari: And that's why they're horny?

Dionysus: Ahahaha, I was going to say that they're cut throat and fun loving and you need to be like them but this is far more amusing, please continue

[slygirlboy]

hi im the guy who plays the games in the moblie games ads really badly yuuupppp i suck

[slutforsilverfoxes]

Listen. The fact that he was a whole adult before I existed on this plane of the earth is attractive to me, okay?

[faeriefully]

I am logging in to tell all of you nerds that I’m officially a lit major and will now be unbearably obnoxious about it

[ratmouseshrtwo]

I am so normal about the ttrpg podcast Just Roll With It. Like actually I'm just a regular guy

[mooseonahunt]

I’m a proud nepo baby riding on the coattails of my far more successful and popular moots

[vampcubus]

he reeks of bottom swag

[akperson11]

mAMA

[asmodeus-reincarnated]

I love imperfect moment scenarios.

A scenario for my singer dr is being asked to model clothes for a fashion show and tripping on the runway.

I’m gonna lay there, laugh at myself, then start striking floor poses like an idiot

[poke-irs-real]

L from death note vs spinirak man

[aloeverified]

megumi trying to hold yuuji's hand but yuuji keeps dodging it because nobara said he's trying to steal their friendship bracelets

[gaytommykinard]

i wish there was a way to say "i don't know what that is" that didn't make the person you're talking to start explaining it, i just want to admit i don't know something, i don't want anyone to feel obligated to explain it to me 😭 also then what if i don't understand the thing because im slower than a newborn sloth? embarrassing

[mooneln0ne]

Don't mess with Sabo fans. You know exactly what they'll do to you.